Why will you go for love marriage?

"Known Ghost is better than Unknown God, that's the reason some people go for LOVE Marriages"

Nice way to escape Credit Card dues.. :)

Rajiv and Mona are flying to Australia for a two-week vacation to celebrate their 40th anniversary.

Suddenly, over the public address system, the Captain announces, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Our engines have

Ceased functioning and we will attempt an emergency landing. Luckily, I see an uncharted island below us and we should be able to land on the beach.

However, the odds are that we may never be rescued and will have to live on the island for the rest of our lives!"

Thanks to the skill of the flight crew, the plane lands safely on the island.

An hour later Rajiv turns to his wife and asks, "Mona, did we pay our Rs 5lakh deposit cheque yet to ICICI Bank?"

"No, sweetheart," she responds.

Rajiv, still shaken from the crash landing, then asks, "Mona, did we pay our ICICI Bank Master card yet?"

"Oh no! I'm sorry. I forgot to send the cheque," she says.

"One last thing, Mona. Did you remember to send cheques for the auto loan to them too this month?" he asks.

"Oh, forgive me, Rajiv," begged Mona. "I didn't send that one, either."

Rajiv grabs her and gives her the biggest hug in 40 years. Mona pulls away and asks him, "So, why did you hug me?"

Rajiv answers, "They'll find us"

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Fridays are Oasis

When the morning alarm sounds harsh, u know its Monday, have to go office :( …Tuesday comes holding the hands of Wednesday. U don’t realize how the time swept away. Thursday comes with sparkling hopes – “hey the weekend is near”. Finally when it’s Friday, u can feel the sensation streaming down your veins. Lots of weekend plans bubbling up in your mind. Probably this is the day when your Boss sounds sweet at ears; around 6.00pm at office – its time to break for the day.

So I call Friday as the “Oasis” that takes us to the better part of the week, into the fresh air from the stuffed, monotonous and materialist days.

So guys – have a nice weekend. Enjoy the life till its last drop. :)